I Keep thinking really serious thoughts

Here is a serious interview on word riot

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The other day at somewhere someone said to someone else, "Why are you trying to suck everyone's dick?"

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I think I should twitter these thoughts, but I lost the twitter website. And now I cannot twitter.

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Today a professor wrote on the board IMF and screamed, "INTERNATIONAL MONKEY FOUNDATION!"

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Drinking a lot of vitamin water now.

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Finals are coming, I keep expecting to get nervous but all i feel is a strange smothering apathy and like I want to eat pussy or something.

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Thought of a story where God tells Moses that he did a statistical SPSS analysis of humanity and found it was human nature that people didn't like when their shit was stolen, their friends and family got killed, they didn't want to be killed, when their kids don't listen to them, and when people are jealous annoying bastards.

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Decided around 1:14 today to start referring to Teabaggers as The Iagos.

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I want to listen to a song right now, but have too much anxiety about which one to pick.

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Nothing I'm saying right now will sell fuckloads of The Insurgent

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Came to the conclusion the other day that I was afraid of adults and adulthood and decided this was a bad idea. This would lead to my demise as a person.