Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Serious Gmail Chatting



me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQqCTaRTqrQ&feature=popular
PM this was on the front page of my youtube
it is devastating
it is like a bunch of super famous crazy singers

BW: is this what they showed during the Olympics
it is
oh god

me: fergy
is nuts

BW: the girl from the pussycat dolls

me: pink is nuts

BW: jesus christ

me: i don't think there is one person that isn't crazy
celebrate america's singers
who are fucking nuts

BW: lil wayne is not nuts
excuse you

me: oh my god lil wayne
just showed up
i'm terrified
he just sniffed two children

BW: i laughed so hard
at various points in the video
he could sniff up all of the debris in Haiti probably

me: r kelly just pissed on three kids
kenya west just called some kids bitches

BW: kenya
hahahaa

me: jamie fox just showed up and did six bad movies at once

BW: i am laughing
this video is tragic

me: there is more money in that room than in the whole country of Haiti

BW: yeah

me: hait's gdp is only 6 billion
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=haiti+gdp&aq=f&aqi=g10&oq=
that room could buy that country

BW: they won't
they'll just sing
with expensive equipment
nice sunglasses
but it's okay. good intentions.

me: haiti is destroyed by deforestation
that was in the verse lil wayne sang

BW: ikea

me: they couldn't get business contracts from other countries because other countries weren't writing their documents in french
it is like a huge complex situation involving
plants and the fact they speak a language no one else speaks for 6,000 miles away
they can't do anything until they grow trees and speak english or spanish
oh god, singers
i'm okay now
i turned it off
it is gone

BW: i could stop smoking for a week
give 30$
but i didn't

me: i gave a dollar at school
dr. lepak told us he sends a thousand dollars a year
i have a really good book with a chapter on Haiti if you ever wanted to read it

BW: what is it

me: it describes how they have no trees
Collapse by Jared diamond

BW: that sounds good

me: the book is about the rise and fall of isolated civilizations

BW: good

me: it is an easy read

BW: i will put it in my to-read list

me: i thought ikea was like good
or something

8 comments:

david fishkind said...

i laughed reading this. not out loud, but like, still.

sarah san said...

I DID NOT KNOW THEY REMADE THAT SONG.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THE OLYMPICS WERE HAPPENING.
you need to keep our house informed,
or maybe just me.

mi patria es la literatura said...

I'm gonna get an autotune. I'm sold.

Sam Dee said...

My next paycheck is going to haiti, inspired by all those bleeding heart celebrities.

God bless them all.

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Annie said...

this is funny. and collapse is an easy read but indeed a good read.

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