GREATEST MOMENTS FROM THE LAST DECADE

BEST SPORTS MOMENT



BEST LIT MOMENT



BEST POP MUSIC MOMENT



bEST POLITICAL MOMENT



THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE LAST DECADE THAT WILL MAKE IT INTO THE NEXT DECADE



AT 11:55 I'M GOING TO PUT THIS SONG ON AND LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AT MIDNIGHT REMEMBERING THOSE WONDERFUL YEARS WHEN EVEYONE HAD SUPPORT THE TROOPS STICKERS ON THEIR CARS, REMEMBERING THOSE TWO AWSOME WARS THAT MAY NEVER END, REMEMBERING KATRINA, REMEMBERING MY BROTHER'S TERRIFIC SUICIDE, ALL THOSE NIGHTS I DELIVERED PIZZA IN YOUNGSTOWN IN THE SNOW, ALL THOSE NICE STRIPPERS I MET ADDICTED TO COKE, ALL THOSE NICE COOKS I MET WHO CAME UP IN THE GHETTO WITHOUT FATHERS AND DRUG ADDICTED MOTHERS, REMEMBERING ALL THOSE MOMS WHO LOST THEIR KIDS, FLUFF THE CRACK HEAD WHO USED TO HANG OUT OUTSIDE PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA, ALL THOSE CRYING WOMEN AND DEFEATED MEN, GETTING TO HEAR STORIES FROM MEN AND WOMEN MY AGE WHO WENT TO WAR AND NOW TELL THEIR STORIES IN WAFFLE HOUSES, REMEMBERING HOW EVERYONE AT THE BEGINNGING OF THE DECADE WAS CONVINCED THEY COULD RESELL THEIR HOUSES FOR LIKE TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, REMEMBERING HOW ALL THEIR HOUSES ARE WORTH 15 DOLLARS NOW, REMEMBERING ALL THOSE FRIENDS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN OURSELVES WHO LOST THEIR JOBS IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, REMEMBERING ALL THAT GREAT MEDIA COVERAGE OF 9-11, THE TWO WARS, KATRINA AND THE SWINE FLU VIRUS, WHO IS WITH ME