Looking to have a long distance relationship with a woman

I need to have another romantic relationship before I die

It has been four years since my last one

It is time to try again

If you would like to have a long distance relationship with me

email me at noah.cicero@gmail.com

I believe we could write wonderful emails to each other

about stuff like

Today I was at work I said to the bread guy I said, "Can you get these potatoes out of the sink." He Replied, "I'm doing the floor." I said, "Can you get these potatoes out of the sink." He replied, "I'm doing the floor, what time do you leave." I said, "When you get these fucking potatoes out of the sink." The prep cook Rich laughed.

I will probably not write philosophical things in emails.

I will write lines like, "I want to put my face on your naked tits and cry."

I'm learning spanish so in a year I may write, "Quiero poner mi cara en sus pechos desnudos y llorar"

You can write lines like, "Today my dad called. He told me his new shoes don't fit as well as he hoped. He might bring them back. My dad is silly with his shoes."

I would like to have this vague hope in our emails

That one day

We may be together

That we could be each other's 'mines'

You could me 'mine'

And I could be your 'mine'

We could watch the movies 500 Days of Summer and Paper Heart together

And feel like

'that's us'

And it would be true

Because we felt it

This is how I am when it comes to sex

I will not pressure you to have butt sex

But I will mention it

I like to eat pussy but prefer if you give me direction on how to eat your pussy. I have the firm belief that all pussies are different. I hope that you do not assume that all penises are the same.

I like to say 'pussy' during sex. I was with a woman that did not enjoy hearing the word 'pussy' during sex. She did not mention what she preferred it to be called.

I like to spend a lot of time touching women. I feel very lonely. Because I am very lonely. Because I'm alone all the time. And because there is a huge discrepancy of what I think and what other people think about the same things. So touching other people means a lot to me. It usually scares them.

I'm going to graduate with an associates this year.

If you want I can move into your bedroom and you can get me a job on at your dad's company that would be fine.