FALL DEPRESSION TIME

Fall is a great time to be depressed

the weather gets cooler

no more swimming, no more beer drinking around camp fires

the sex is done under covers

you put on those sweaters that have been waiting for you all summer

you go to your old sweaters

and say, 'Lets be depressed, forlorn, desolate, and melancholic together.'

Your sweaters respond, "Yes, please."

You put on your favorite sweater

you've been missing so much

you notice a few small holes

but you're only going to the gas station

you put on some sad music

sit there for a little

getting yourself pumped up

then you walk outside

the cool fall wind hits your face

then you see a leaf covered orange

the sunflowers from the gardens are tipping over

the corn has been picked

the apples have fallen to the ground

the kids have disappeared from the streets

the heat kicks on

and just feel sad