Does anybody want to spend the summer with me on my porch

Is there anybody out there

that would like to come to Youngstown Ohio

preferably a woman

but i'm lonely

and if you are a guy and look cute in a black thong

i might consider you

this is the plan for the summer

every morning

i'll wake up

check my email

shower

go to the gas station

buy cigarettes get coffee

come back to the house

work on Best Behavior for two hours

after that we can talk

then we will work on the garden together

then we sit on the porch, drink coffee and stare

only three days a week i work, so i'm free four days a week

you can get a job too

working three days a week

on our days off

we can sit on the porch lying on lawn chairs reading kathy acker to each other drinking tall boys or cheap wine

then we can watch horror movies

and fall asleep

we will do this for three months straight

we will have no money and we won't eat much

but we will have kathy acker

sometimes we will listen to country music or 1930s blues

that will make us feel better

we might get enough money one day to take a trip to Nelson Ledges

we can look at the rocks and feel okay

we won't really feel okay

but we will pretend

it really won't be that bad

i'm serious