on the fourth floor of debartlo hall there is a foreign language lab that has computers with headphones.
There is Sumatra coffee at the beat.
There is blue note coffee in the library that makes me burp an hour after i drink it.
Kilcawly has mexican organic coffee.
Cushwa has henry's blend.
if you take a class on Plato's Republic, don't expect anything awesome to happen.
There are three hot asian chicks that get coffee at cushwa MWF around 9:35.
College did not teach me that life is pointless, i learned that at work.
College is very big in promoting life.
If you decide to talk to a professor about something discussed in class they will go into a long weird monologue regardless of what you say.
professors who wear jogging suits are funny.
professors who wear jogging suits don't grade hard.
Professors wearing ties think they are badass and will demand you memorize Griswald V. Conn..
Eisenstadt v. Baird is about condoms.
The Republic takes place in a porn theater.
How to make thought experiments: if there is a toad on an island and he wants the palm trees to get along with the ocean he needs to design a system of justice that patterns a zero end game.
Even though there are many attractive women at colleges, that does not mean any of them will talk to you.
I'm going to start a heavy metal band and name it Amicus Curiae and still not get pussy.
I was doing silverware at work three weeks ago and felt really bored. I starting thinks thoughts that could only arise out of boredom and I realized, I haven't dated anyone in three or four years.
It never occurred to me to date anyone.
I've had drunken sex but not dated anyone.
I started to think I needed to get a girlfriend and then nothing happened.
Then I started to think I needed money and then nothing happened.
Then I considered what it would be like to swim better and then nothing happened.
Then I pondered having a better smile and then nothing happened.
Then they led me to the gallows.
If anyone wants to be my girlfriend.
You can be.
This is was a romantic poem to the all powerful vagina that lies between your legs.
I probably need to be less embarrassing.
But you don't live in Youngstown and I don't have to see any of you and it doesn't fucking matter what I say.
In college a person may have a lot of time to do nothing.
I'm doing a poll
has anyone's life improved since google bought blogger
i feel like a bird soaring high above the clouds everytime an internet company buys another internet company which I suppose consists in buying nothing but a brand name.
i feel really good about it
i buy a cake from dairy queen everytime i hear about a merger