Thursday, November 06, 2008

during my nervous breakdown i want to have a biographer present

Gorrell asked me to write a blurb for his book

during my nervous breakdown i want to have a biographer present

"There have been

hmm

a lot or many

many sounds too pretentious

I'll go with a lot

"There have been a lot

No I don't like been

shorten

"A lot of writers have emerged

is emerge good

come forth

beget

"A lot of writers have been begetted by the internet

no

too shakespeare

"A lot of writers have risen

no

arose

sprung like hard penis

the internet has given many handjobs to writers

no

"A lot of young

yes young

"A lot of young writers have come onto the scene

that's funny

come onto the scene

no not right

"A lot of young writers have emerged out of the internet, many have been duds

duds

no

too manly

"A lot of young writers have emerged out of the internet, many have been disappointments to humanity.

that sounds really mean

i need to try again

don't let people know how big of an asshole you are

it might not sell future units

"A lot of young writers have emerged from the internet

oh, from sounds better than been

"A lot of young writers have emerged from the internet, few have shown originality, and the desire to become a real writer. Gorrel in a world of big problems, reminds us, that man still lives in the minutia, still feels terribly troubled over how many emails we get a day."

Is that correct

reminds us sounds dumb, sounds like something updike would write on the back of a foer book

"A lot of young writers have emerged from the internet, few have shown originality, and the desire to become a real writer. Gorrel in a world of big problems, reminds us, that man still lives in the minutia, that we still feel terribly troubled over how many emails we get a day."

Maybe I should make an alternate funny one

"Gorrell might have no reason to live, but he gives us good reason to read his book."

That's cheesey.

"Gorrell slaps your balls and fucks your mother with the grace of Yates and the exuberance of Rimbaud."

I just pulled those names out of my ass to help the audience relate him to other people to get them to buy his book.

I don't know what Gorrell has to do with Rimbaud.

Maybe because they are both bad ass.

I don't know.

"I feel lonely, and while I'm lonely, reading this book makes me feel less lonely."

Well, Brandon, pick one.

6 comments:

brandon said...

i dont know which one to pick

Anonymous said...

pick the grace of Yates and the exuberance of Rimbaud one.

brian a j s said...

If you're a biographer, read this book; and if you're not, just make believe you are and make believe you're a doctor too.


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