Another Great Day on This Great Planet Surrounded by Great People who are Really Sweet and mother fucking Awesome!

POEMS

poem 1

I'M OUT OF LUBRICATION

AND

I

REALLY

REALLY

WANT TO

MASTURBATE

TO LESBIAN PORN

I LIKE TO IMAGINE

I'M A HOT CHICK

I'M IN COLLEGE

I'M AMATEUR

I'M A REAL PERSON

I NEED TO GET LAID

IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE

BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING HORNY

I NEED MY CUNT LICKED

poem 2

I WANT

TO BE

ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

THAT WAKE UP EVERYDAY

WITH THE INTENTION

TO RUIN

EVERYDAY

OF THEIR LIFE

poem 3

I HELD A GUN

HAD IT IN MY MOUTH

THEN I DECIDED

FUCK IT

I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

WITH THE GUN

AND TRY TO KILL

ALL THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE

ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF

poem 4

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY PEOPLE BITCH ALL WINTER

ABOUT THE COLD

AND SUMMER

COMES

AND THEN

THEY BITCH

ABOUT THE HEAT