Treatise comes out June 2nd I need to do something

HERE IS TREATISE ON GOODREADS, CLICK, GO THERE, ADD IT TO READ


I need to do something.

I need to be proactive about this.

I need to sell like 800 copies and be badass.

There must be 800 people in America that will buy the book. There are 300 million in America, 800 is like.01 of the population.

I have some short stories, can people tell some places that might like me. This does not include Opium or Juked or Elimea, they hate me. Elimea actually told me I was pop lit.

If anybody wants to a review or something or even link it on your blog writing the words, "I like it." email me at noah.cicero@gmail.com
I'll send a free copy.

I want to sell 800 copies but I don't want to do readings or be linked by garwker or maud newton because those require a certain amount of being in public. I don't really want to be public.

I don't think gawker would link me anyway.

Can anyone give me any suggestions on how to get attention and get people to love me.

The book won't be many stores and won't have a huge amount of money put behind it.

I'm not trying to get famous just sell 800 copies.

I'm listening to Cursive right now, I'm hip, buy my book.