Thursday, February 14, 2008

I sent out the free human wars

Everyone should be getting their human wars soon, except for the people in england and spain. It will be like two weeks.

I want to say I am a terrible asshole.

And when you read this book you should be apathetic for me.

Because you are like I don't know, rich or something.

You should like email me and tell me I'm fat, ugly, from Ohio, can't get laid, and have to get men to suck my dick.

Because being fat, ugly, having an inability to get laid, engaging in homosexual behavior and living in Ohio is intensely degrading and makes a person worse than other people a priori.

If you use the words "fat", "ugly", "Ohio", and homosexuality as a cut-down.

That implies you think those things are bad.

That you are better than those things.

If you write an amazon review saying someone doesn't have an educated thought. That implies that without college or higher education a person should not speak.

"I'm sorry all blue collar people and poor people of the world. You cannot speak, you are not educated."

So this person looks down on fat, ugly, Ohio, homosexuals, and uneducated people or people who couldn't afford one, because perhaps they are so rich and oblivious they don't know anyone paid for theirs.

Which means they look down on blue collar and poor people.

Rock and Roll!

8 comments:

KEN BAUMANN said...

YES.

Pittsburgh WOP said...

I don't get it: you're getting your panties in a wad over a bad Amazon review? From some stupid chick?

For a blue-collar guinea from the rust-belt, you got some pretty fuckin thin skin, I gotta say.

that boy i used to know said...

thanks for sending it Noah, i'm very grateful. i am moving again in two weeks. i move every two months now. i don't like anyone i live with. i will get the book even if it is not here when i move. i will come back and get it. i can't think of anything to give you, i don't have much. i don't like having things.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5smPcN8AoE

adam said...

If they work for reality television, perhaps they can get the people on their reality shows to talk about how much they hate The Human War and The Condemned on the air. And perhaps they can also get them to say that they hope Burning Babies, Blue Collar Boy, and The Insurgent are never published, and you never get a $150,000 advance and a book tour with a private jet full of hookers.

I don't think shit-talking works like this, though.

I can't feel mad about this, because I think that none of the lit-sluts on your blog or wherever else you have them should have an opinion that affects what you do or think, since they get off on that. So I think you're overreacting, not because they weren't being assholes, but because any reaction you have encourages them.

Go out and get a lap dance. Fuck the haters.

the-wondering-1 said...

thank you noah.

personage said...

Thank you for the book! I wish you had signed it, but I am in no position to complain. I am sending you a little something in return.

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