Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Pagan Orgy

Before the Mono-God structure there was The Pagan Orgy

Mono-God does not like The Pagan Orgy

I think it is because The Pagan Orgy implies sharing.

Two woman share one penis.

Two men share one vagina.

18 people, with 9 women and 9 men share 9 penises and 9 vaginas.

Mono-God does not like sharing.

The audience goes, "But religion is about sharing."

The Pagan on the stage replies, "No, religion contains the element of charity, and what is charity? The most polite form of snobbery."

Mono-God religion is about identity.

That is why Adam and Eve put on clothes:

Because without clothes people can't tell what social class other people are from.

That's why white Christians love black people and took them everywhere they went, because even if they put on a different set of clothes or got naked, the white Christians always knew their social class.

In 2007 there are many orgies:

Most of the people I know have had at least one orgy.

Or at least watched.

I believe firmly in The Pagan Orgy, I believe communities would benefit form Pagan Orgies.

Orgies show people how to share, if you can a share penis or vagina you can for sure share money.

Everyone I know who takes part in orgies are really weird yet happier about life than non-orgy people.

The Pagan Orgy is anti-capitalist though:

Sex is actually anti-capitalism:

Capitalism is more of a masturbatory economic system:

7 Comments:

At 3:09 PM , Blogger adam said...

I think people can learn to separate sharing their penises and vaginae from sharing their resources. I knew a community of polyamorous people, four of whom were going to move into a large apartment together, when the three most financially stable of the four decided to rent a place for themselves and leave the fourth out. They didn't tell her about this until a half week before they moved. She moved in with the boyfriend she'd been dating for two weeks, got pregnant, got married, had the baby, and doesn't talk to her former friends much.

People can be sexually free and still be assholes.

 
At 4:27 PM , Blogger jereme said...

Two man enter, one man leave?

Adam is right on this one.

People are not obligated to share.

And when a person has to rely on other people they will always end up failing. eventually.

 
At 6:08 PM , Blogger Sabra Embury said...

I think I'd be up for an orgy if everybody in it was in love with me and decided to have a contest to see who could give me the most orgasms. Actually...I need to make some calls.

 
At 7:54 PM , Blogger andrew worthington said...

mono gods would be a good name for a band

 
At 8:56 PM , Blogger adam said...

The Pagan Orgy would be more commercially successful.

 
At 5:53 PM , Blogger Justin Rands said...

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At 5:54 PM , Blogger Justin Rands said...

Mailer talks about sex being anti-capitalism. I wrote about it on my blog if you care at all. Thanks for the link by the way. Pretty cool of you.

 

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