This movie stars Jason Statham who is awesome.
This movie is only like an hour and a half long like all good movies are.
There is a lot of killing, ass kicking and guns.
There is some sex and boners.
There is also drug use which is awesome.
The movie is funny and makes fun of itself.
those are the things i like about movies.
Movies should have like ten people get killed, people getting punched in the face, sex, and not a lot of talking.
Movies like that are not like books.
If books are like that they are movies.
If books have like ten killings, drug use, sex, and ass kicking they are like movies.
Crank and Pirates of The Caribbean are awesome because there is adventure and killing and drugs and all kinds of crazy shit that supply a carthesis.
If you want to do take part in a slow art without killings and drugs and sex and ass kicking read a book, movies that are slow and pretend and I mean fucking pretend that their characters resemble real people infringe on book sales and overall suck, the movie Happiness sucks. The only good scene in that movie is when the child molester tells his son he would jack off on him.
Saw 3 was another good movie, a lot of killing, a lot of good ol'fashion murder in the name of an American going nuts.
Final Destination 3, another good murder movie.
Oh fuck, how could I forget the Hills have Eyes, probably the best political movie of the year.
and Hard Candy, there was not a lot of murder in it, but there was a hara-kiri at the end, which i love.
Best actor: Jason Statham
best actress: Kate Beckinsale in Underworld evolution for looking hot in that outfit and killing like a good woman should.