Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Random NEWS

I'm having a panic attack right at this moment.

I want to link to other people's blogs, but my fucking profile is at the bottom of the page.

So it would be pointless.

I got a really sweet grenade lighter.

And I'm reading a Norman Mailer novel.

I want to be the last writer Norman Mailer ever blurbs, i want the blurb to be, "I'm going to die, before i am dead this asshole made me read his book. Death seemed good after reading it."

9 comments:

Fran said...

Stop having a panic attack immediately.

One possibility: if you add something to your main-page posts that's really, really long, like a superlong URL link or a superlong word with no spaces between the letters, that part of the page widens to accommodate and then throws off the width of the sidebar; the sidebar then won't fit so is pushed down below the posts. This happened to me once. So now I check my main-page after I hit publish and then shorten things till they fit right. (I often write really long words on my blog, repeating the same letter or punctuation over and over again.)

Lemme see if I can spot the problematic post here....

Also, you could have messed up your template, like while you were revising, you did something you didn't mean to do. IMO, computers are a continual pain in the fucking ass.

Fran said...

First thing, in your fourth post, try changing the following sentence to italics for emphasis instead of all caps, and/or maybe put a page return in it somewhere: "But YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BABIES, AREN'T MARRIED AND LOVE JESUS!!!"

In your third post, you could try removing a few explanation points here: "No shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In your Saturday June 17 post, your book cover's image could be too wide, though if your sidebar got fucked up days after that post, that pic probably isn't why. BTW, not sure if you know this, but when you load pics on Blogger, you can choose sizes small, medium, or large. So if a particular pic's quite large, maybe try using small or medium.

Oh, and before you do any changing, maybe copy-and-paste back up your posts in a Word file if they mean anything to you!

Fran said...

"Explanation points"--LOLLLLLL!!!

Um, that should have been "exclamation points." Fucking duh.

One more thing: on that ALL CAP sentence, it might be the combo of the caps and the triple explanation points (hehe) that maybe made the sentence too long. So you could first try removing two of the explanation points and see if that makes a difference.

Noah Cicero said...

Fran

thank you

Noah Cicero said...

fran thank you

you're nice.

i was thinking that.

I made all my shit shorter in the links.

I'm thinking it might be the picture.

Noah Cicero said...

it was that picture

thanks

Fran said...

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone I'm nice--it's a secret!

You're welcome. Your sidebar's fixed on my end too. Though I didn't mean you for you to delete that post with the Condemned pic! Next time if you find an image is too big, just go in the Blogger post editor for that post and click on the image (till you see little squares at the image's corners and sides, at least that's what I see) and delete it with the delete or backspace key, then reupload the image at a smaller size, like choose "small" in the Blogger photo uploading window. If the image is still too big after you've published, then you'd need to reduce it in a photo editor before uploading, i.e., using Microsoft Photo Editor.

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